(Source: gottacatchemall-pokemon, via meteor-falls)

illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

HAHA fuck literally me

(Source: illkim, via cyberwank)

sweetslowsex:

He’s holding is little hands like, “umm kind sir I’m back… i… is it ok if I get some more nuts? If not that’s ok I’m just hungry” 

(Source: pleatedjeans, via dilfgod)

little hetero things

usbdongle:

color coding your infant children

(via dilfgod)

unimpressed2chainz:

idk why ppl act like funny women are a rare precious commodity when every woman i know is a got damn comedian and i’ve met maybe two intentionally funny men in my lifetime 

(via nympherret)

(Source: badatpettingcats, via dilfgod)

"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that’s the problem. It’s not the photographers’ fault. Bigfoot is blurry and that’s extra scary to me. There’s a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside."

Mitch Hedberg (via archiemcphee)

(via goddessoftheblackcoast)

(Source: son-of-a-namek, via 0erogravity)

(Source: lickystickypickyshe, via dilfgod)

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